Bleach and blowjobs.

Sent: Aug. 11/09 12:25 pm
Terin: So, I volunteered to do a janitorial shift today for extra money and I'm considering doing it all the time. You get paid more!
Chase: What does it entail doing? It can't be that bad.
Terin: Regular cleaning and the occasional vomit/abandoned shitty underwear.
Chase: I think you're the woman for the job!
Terin: Except dropping out of art school and becoming a janitor doesn't sound at all impressive.
Chase: Better than being a hooker for hire, though that is more in your nature.
Terin: Hooking wouldn't be bad if there was a screening process.
Chase: Hipsters aren't looking. Only hairy fat men.
Terin: Haha, I know. Or sex addicts.
Chase: Nothing wrong with an addict. It's everyone else's fault!