Sent Aug 19/09 at 7pm
Brenda: I live such a sheltered life here [in Kansas]!
Chase: It's not that sheltered. You have Google! The world is at your fingertips!
Brenda: Well right now I'd like a stiff drink at my fingertips!
Chase: Someone needs a Silver Bullet!
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- A mother's love.
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- TAMPONS
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- Wise one.
- Hot sluts smoking weeds.
- Wait, why do I miss them?
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- He's actually my best friend. Part 2.
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