Your Mom is a whore.

Sent April 4, 2010 @ 4:53pm
Terin's Mom: Happy birthday, slut.
Chase: Thanks!

Plop.

Sent April 27, 2010 @ 11:24pm
Jillian: Pooping in QuickChek. All that poop talk aroused me.
Chase: Squeeze it out girlllll!
Jillian: No need to squeeze. It was a slider.
Chase: Plop.

Aquired skills: Chicken Dance, Hokey Pokey, then Hanky Panky.

Sent April 27, 2010 @ 1:51pm
Adrienne: Just taught Sienna the chicken dance...yes.
Chase: Teach her how to give HJ's. That's a more realistic skill to know in this economy. Plus, she'd be learning from the master.
Adrienne: Please, I'm a strictly a BJ girl.
Chase: Spoken like the true whore that you are.

True friends are honest.

Sent: April 28, 2010 @ 7:34pm
Chase: Hey! You're ugly.
Adrienne: Hey...you smell.

Flourescent-grown and 100% organic.

Sent: Mar 15/10 12:13 pm
Rachel: I wish more ladies at my work had a secret poop bathrooms other than the one on our floor; our bathroom constantly smells like a fresh brew.