Sent: Feb 21/10 8:04 pm
Brandy: God bless the woman who allows that man to stick his dick in her.
Terin: He probably makes her do anal during Bleed Week.
Brandy: I bet he takes one for the team in the shower.
Terin: Or lays down a NASCAR beach towel.
Brandy: Jimmy Johnson saves the day yet again.
2.24.2010
We're smurfing to the smurf.
Sent: Feb 15/10 12:35 pm
Rachel: I never realized how strange The Smurfs is until I watched it as an adult.
Terin: It's out of the Netherlands/Belgium, I believe.
Rachel: Really?! That makes sense; in the episode I'm watching there is a character named Johan and folklore about witches cursing the countryside.
Terin: Think about the clogs and bonnety/stoner hat things! And all the mushroom imagery.
Rachel: I wish I was better at drawing so I could get high and make cartoons all day for a living.
Terin: Just practice! I think it would be enjoyable to do, unlike the flute.
Rachel: I never realized how strange The Smurfs is until I watched it as an adult.
Terin: It's out of the Netherlands/Belgium, I believe.
Rachel: Really?! That makes sense; in the episode I'm watching there is a character named Johan and folklore about witches cursing the countryside.
Terin: Think about the clogs and bonnety/stoner hat things! And all the mushroom imagery.
Rachel: I wish I was better at drawing so I could get high and make cartoons all day for a living.
Terin: Just practice! I think it would be enjoyable to do, unlike the flute.
2.16.2010
Meant for eachother.
Sent: Feb 7/10 6:47 pm
Terin: Last week, I took a chunk out of my knuckle opening a box of lemon raspberry granola bites. And today, I made my tongue bleed while eating white chocolate Reese's cups. Two eating injuries in a month!
Rachel: Last week, I was high and eating a sundae and bit right through my lower lip. We suck.
Terin: Last week, I took a chunk out of my knuckle opening a box of lemon raspberry granola bites. And today, I made my tongue bleed while eating white chocolate Reese's cups. Two eating injuries in a month!
Rachel: Last week, I was high and eating a sundae and bit right through my lower lip. We suck.
Manswers (by two chicks).
Sent: Feb 4/10 9:06 pm
Rachel: Do you remember that terrible show we watched together, Manswers?
Terin: Um, yes. Crucial stripper and condom info.
Rachel: Well, add this to the tremendous information it has brought to your life: The sport most likely to kill you? Fishing.
Terin: As most fisherman are acoholics with a hobby and a high speed boat, I believe it.
Rachel: Do you remember that terrible show we watched together, Manswers?
Terin: Um, yes. Crucial stripper and condom info.
Rachel: Well, add this to the tremendous information it has brought to your life: The sport most likely to kill you? Fishing.
Terin: As most fisherman are acoholics with a hobby and a high speed boat, I believe it.
Bozeman or bust!
Sent: Feb 4/10 7:22 pm
Terin: While high, I briefly fantasized about us living in Montana or Nashville.
Rachel: Montana!! (Nashville isn't that great).
Terin: I imagine Nashville's kinda like Hollywood with whiskey and failed country stars.
Rachel: Just add BBQ sauce on top of everything and that's pretty much Nashville.
Terin: While high, I briefly fantasized about us living in Montana or Nashville.
Rachel: Montana!! (Nashville isn't that great).
Terin: I imagine Nashville's kinda like Hollywood with whiskey and failed country stars.
Rachel: Just add BBQ sauce on top of everything and that's pretty much Nashville.
Things white people like.
Sent: Feb 3/10 11:32 am
Terin: Oh, fuck, I am finally watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
Rachel: Amazing, no?!
Terin: Yes, Kathy Griffin AND Santino were judges!
Rachel: Surprised? Pleasantly. Shocked? Not at all. Is this a show we can watch in sweats with Oreos?
Terin: Of course! And then we can pass out face down on the couch drooling.
Rachel: Man, I hope my parents give that smelly couch to me when they replace it. So many memories.
Terin: I think I would cry if that couch were to ever go.
Rachel: Me too. In all of its Southwestern/yuppy glory.
Terin: Confession: All I really want to be is a yuppy with a cute house who travels and eats gourmet food.
Rachel: Confession: Me too. And I want to drive a Subaru with a dog in the backseat.
Terin: Oh, fuck, I am finally watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
Rachel: Amazing, no?!
Terin: Yes, Kathy Griffin AND Santino were judges!
Rachel: Surprised? Pleasantly. Shocked? Not at all. Is this a show we can watch in sweats with Oreos?
Terin: Of course! And then we can pass out face down on the couch drooling.
Rachel: Man, I hope my parents give that smelly couch to me when they replace it. So many memories.
Terin: I think I would cry if that couch were to ever go.
Rachel: Me too. In all of its Southwestern/yuppy glory.
Terin: Confession: All I really want to be is a yuppy with a cute house who travels and eats gourmet food.
Rachel: Confession: Me too. And I want to drive a Subaru with a dog in the backseat.
2.04.2010
Puppiez r totez awesum.
Sent: Jan 29/10 7:36 pm
Brandy: Number one sign my dog is the best dog ever: I just got done jumping on the bed with him.
Terin: I hope there were rainbows and giggling!
Brandy: Skittles fell from the sky.
Terin: And your eyes got big like and Anime girl.
Brandy: Hair in pigtails.
Terin: A pegasus flies in thorough the window and says, "Jump on!"
Brandy: Which at this point, Jude turns into a gorgeous man, takes my hand, and helps me onto the pegasus...
Terin: You fade away into the light, a Beatles song as the soundtrack.
Brandy: Number one sign my dog is the best dog ever: I just got done jumping on the bed with him.
Terin: I hope there were rainbows and giggling!
Brandy: Skittles fell from the sky.
Terin: And your eyes got big like and Anime girl.
Brandy: Hair in pigtails.
Terin: A pegasus flies in thorough the window and says, "Jump on!"
Brandy: Which at this point, Jude turns into a gorgeous man, takes my hand, and helps me onto the pegasus...
Terin: You fade away into the light, a Beatles song as the soundtrack.
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