Purity.

Sent: May 28/10 2:37 pm
Terin: Ew, that brochure looks like disturbed children's art. And that breast is pretty rendered.
Rachel: Yeah, the group is called "Purity" and the director of student organizations has already told me that they are under their "Orgs to Monitor for Cult Behavior" category.
Terin: Shut the fuck up! Your job is so much more amusing/interesting than mine! Have you spoken with the freaks?
Rachel: Not yet! Unnamed University is out for the summer now it's died down. But they are a new group, apparently, and their mission statement in their Student Organization Application was "troubling" according to said director.
Terin: You should find that mission statement!
Rachel: Looking now.
Terin: So you're getting money back from college, you work with people you admire, and you get to hear about freaks all day! Win!
Rachel: Yeah, and I can fart in my office.
Terin: You have your own office??
Rachel: Yup, with a door and everything. I feel like a total fraud, like, "Why the fuck do I have an office?!"
Terin: Now you can eat as much crap as you please without judgement! The dream.
Rachel: And pull my underwear outta my ass in peace.