Craigslist.

Sent: Jun 3/10, 11:29 am
Terin: Just spotted a middle-aged man sporting a visor, driving a red convertible, and listening to "Piano Man"- he needs to get a grip.
Rachel: Or laid by a blonde 20-something.
Terin: Craigslist.
Rachel:"Seasoned and worldly gentleman seeks young female companion. If you enjoy red wine, Kenny G., and fast cars, I am the man for you. Must like braiding my ponytail."
Terin: Omg, I just choked on my Udon.