Sent: July 6/09 10:21 pm
Prospective employee: Today I filled out an application for a job that asked me to describe my "personal relationship with Jesus Christ." So now, not only am I unemployed piece of shit, but I'm also a shameless liar.
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- The Rodinator.
- Sportsman's Warehouse is fragrant, to say the least.
- Clean up your act.
- Thinking of you.
- Next, on Lifetime.
- A motorized scooter wouldn't be authentic.
- Fucking Amish-entals.
- We never said this blog was politically correct.
- Boulder salami slut.
- Hot minute.
- Thornton Things 3.
- Anti-perspirant and anti-indecisive.
- Can I borrow a quarter for the payphone?
- We'll be @tacobelltruck.
- The microwave: making questionable food soft, warm...
- Clitoral laceration.
- Cum dump truck.
- Rugratz porn.
- It better be worth the wait!
- Good Catholics smuggle booze in everywhere.
- Cousins.
- Suddenly it was wet.
- That's why we're going.
- Ground beef briefly.
- Thornton things 2.
- You're cordially invited.
- Thornton things.
- Swine flue, schmein flu.
- Limousines and ammunition.
- Midtown circle jerk.
- Second bacon related topic of the day.
- Cheddah.
- Queen Alyssa approximately.
- Soul for hire.
- God bless.
- Drunk on a Sunday.
- Fondant.
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