3.08.2009

Shitty Mexican food related text messages of the week:

1) It was delicious for, like, ten minutes, until the nacho cheese formed a skin. Now I have a semen and chemical cheese mix that I need to shit out. No more blowjobs or Mexican food before noon.
2) I had double decker tacos, a burrito, and the pinto beans and cheese. With chips, lol. I had just smoked a blunt. What did you do today? Besides moisturize your face, you whore?

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