12.02.2009

Gracious whore.

Sent: Nov 28/09 5:03 pm
Whore 1: Do you remember last week when I hooked up with that dude?
Whore 2: Yeah, elaborate.
Whore 1: Wellllll, he is a dirty bird. He is all about sending me dirty texts.
Whore 2: Dirty texting always fees like 90's AOL chatroom sexxx.
Whore 1: Yeah, haha. He told me he liked my big dick hairy hole and he was gonna be my daddy.
Whore 2: Big dick hairy hole?
Whore 1: Lol, yeah. I said, "thanks".
Whore 2: Ha, just respond to his lewd texts with very polite ones.
Whore 1: "Appreciate it."
Whore 2: Much gratitude.
Whore 1: Why thank you, kind sir.
Whore 2: To you, I owe much thanks, big daddy.

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