Brandy: Sweet. I'm excited to drink tea and bullshit. I'm pretty sure this is a pre-cursor to my senior years.
Terin: Bring your knitting needles and crossword puzzles!
Brandy: Ha. And my ciggs and oxygen tank.
Terin: Shit yeah, haha. Then we can go to Bingo! I'll wave around my lunchlady arms.
Brandy: We can only hope that it'll attract attention to us in later years. Minus the soiled diaper smell.
Terin: Ew, there is no dignity in aging, wondering if that poop smell is in fact, you.
Brandy: That's why old people like babies so much.
Terin: Haha, I would just blame it on the children. Except baby poop and retirement poop smell distinctly different.
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